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The 'Motor City' Uniforms: A Sartorial Breakdown
The Detroit Tigers need my fashion notes.
Jul 20 • 
Elijah Dodd
45-48: Williquid Assets
One piece you can't afford to move, and two you can't afford not to.
Jul 11 • 
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1920s Recommendation: The Circus (1928)
Charlie Chaplin plays a fun setting to his full potential, as long as you've got the patience.
Jul 10 • 
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Ghosted (2023)
In which two of the hottest people ever cannot find a single interesting thing to do together.
Jul 3 • 
Elijah Dodd
Cal Raleigh: Halfway There?
Cal Raleigh, Aaron Judge, and this year's home run chase.
Jul 2 • 
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June 2025

38-42: The Black Parade Rolls On
I'd rather go see the marching band.
Jun 27 • 
Elijah Dodd
From Atomic Ants to Crystal Skulls
An investigation into the many scripts of Indiana Jones 4.
Jun 23 • 
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May 2025

The 1910s: Filibus, the Mysterious Air Pirate (1915)
It's like the Pink Panther with Stealth Dirigibles.
May 26 • 
Elijah Dodd
One Movie Recommendation for Every Decade
For those of you who, like me, struggle to branch out.
May 9 • 
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April 2025

9-16: Rocco Baldeathwatch
The pithy titles are BACK BABY
Apr 27 • 
Elijah Dodd
7-12: This Is Garbage
My talent for pithy titling has gone out the window in my anger.
Apr 19 • 
Elijah Dodd

March 2025

'25 Preview Pt. 2: Lineup & Bench
Please, please Lord protect us from Rocco's platoons....
Mar 25 • 
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